MSG'S 4M Moon:

1. 2day is Year’s Middle Day. We have Completed 182 Days. Still remain 182 Days. So, Have ‘Happy Half Year.’ I m the Only1 2 Wish dis 2u. SM.

2. Dedicated 2 our Parents:
Neend Apni Bhula kar Sulaya Humko, Aansu apne Gira kar Hasaya Humko. Dard Kabhi naa Dena us Khuda ki Tasveer ko, Khuda bhi Kehta hi Maa Baap Jinko. I Know dat dos Who Love Their Parents will 4wrd dis 4 Long Life of our Parents…

3. Dere is No Word s Beautiful as ‘Allah’. No Example as beautiful s ‘Rasulallah’. No Lesson as Beautiful as ‘Islam’. No Song as Melodious as ‘Azaan’. No Charity s Meaningful s ‘Zakaat’. No Encyclopedia as Perfect as ‘Quraan’. No Exercise as Perfect as ‘Fasting’. No Journey as Perfect as ‘Haj’.
Let all Realize dat Islam is Ever Beautiful. Subhanallah..

4. 7.7 days, 185 Hours, 1111 Min., 66666 sec Pahle Apko Happy Friendship Day.
PHOTO
Friendship Belt bhi Bheja hai, Bandh Lena.

5. G- Get up
O- Open Ur Eyes
O- Out of Bed
D- Day has Risen
M- Merry Life
O- Old Dreams come True
R- Rise and Shine
N- Nice Future
I -Ideas of Life
N- New Plans
G- Good Morning.

MSG’S 4M HEENA:

1. Simple IIT:
What Is the Solution 4 2+2= ?
a. 4, b. Four c. I . d. 4.0
Now, U can Well Judge Y Engineering Students commit Suicide.

2. Wishing U Very Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010.

3. D 15th of Shaaban is near. My Leaf may Fall and dis my b d Last Year of my Life. So, I’m Sorry if I ever Brought Single Tear 2 Ur Eyes.. Please 4give me. D Prophet said, ‘Whoever is d First 2 give Another Person d News bout dis Month, d Fire of Hell is Haram 4 dem.’


4. Har 1 Tohfa aapke liye, Hawa ka har Jhonka aapke liye, Chaand 1 hi hai isliye laa nahi sakte par Asman ka har 1 Sitara Apke liye, Aaj k Liye Itna Jhuth Kaafi hai.

5. High Level Confidence-
Teacher- If U Tell me Where is Allah I’ll Reward U 100 Rs.
Student- But I’ll give U Millions if U Tell me Where Allah is not dere?..

6. Ok Thankz Bhai, Kal aake Utorrent ka Help Kardena Plz.

7. 2 Musalmano me Koi Narazgi ho to Shabe Baraat aane se Pahle Mafi Talab kar lijiye taaki Magfirat me Rukawat naa ho. Meri wajah se aapko Koi Taqlif hui ho to Maaf Karna.


8. Assalmo Alaikum! Agar Meri Taraf se Apka Dil Dukha ho, Gibbat hui ho, Hak Talfi hui ho, Chugli hui ho to Plz Mujhe Shab-e Barat se Pehle Maaf Kar dijiye.

9. Quran-e-Karim me Irshad hai- Benamazi ko Maut k Waqt itni Pyaas Lagti hai k Duniya k 7 Samunder ka Paani bhi Usko Pila do to Uski Pyaas Nahi bhujti.

10. B Slow in Choosing a Friend but Much Slow while Looosing dem bcoz Friendship is not a Opportunity, It is a Sweet Responsibility.

Happy Friendship Day!!!

MSG'S 4M NAVEEN:

1. Luv Story of Engineer:
I was in 12th. She was in 12th.BE. I got BE. She got BCA . I was doing BE. She got MBA. I was Preparing 4 MTECH Entrance. She got Married.

2. Power of Real Friendship:
Boy was Late 2 Home. His Father “ Kahan tha Tu?”
Boy “ Friend Ke Yahan Tha”. Father Called his 10 Friends. 5 answered : Yes, Yehi par tha”. 3 answered: Abhi Just Nikla hi hai”. 2 Answered: Yehi hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai. Phone Dun Kya. That’s d Power of Real Friendship.

3. Words and Hearts should b Handled With Care Bcoz Words wen Spoken and Hearts wen Broken r the Hardest Thing 2 Repair..

4. If Care is Raindrop, I Send U Shower.
· PHOTO
· If Happiness is Petal, I Send U Flowers.
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· If Smile is Second, I Send U Hours.
· PHOTO
· If Prayer is Water, I Send U Ocean.
· PHOTO
· If Joy is Leaf, I Send U Trees.
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· Bcoz I Want 2 C U Happy Alwys..Gm.

5. Feel the Pleasure of Lyf in Every Second. Never b Angry or Sad bcoz in Every 1 min of Ur Anger or Sadness U Loose 60 Sec of Happiness. Keep Smiling..

6. U c Things and U say, “ Why?“ but I Dream Things dat Never were and I Say,” Why Not?”.

7. The Purpose of Life is Life of Purpose.

8. Education is Process of Living and Not Preparation 4 Future Living.

9. Success is Standing Up just 1 more Time dan U have Fallen Down.

10. Success Builds Character, Failure Reveals it.

11. Remember, No Man is Failure Who has Friends.

12. Women live Better, Longer and Peaceful Life. Why?

13. Very Simple. Women does not have Wife..

14. Is dat Love I c in Ur Eyes or Merely Reflection of Mine?

15. Ur School GP is Inversely Proportional 2 Ur Girlfriends Looks and Vise-Versa.

16. Wen I was Born, I was so Surprised, I didn’t Talk 4 Year and Half.

17. Girls Want Lot of Things 4m 1 Guy. But, Guys Want 1 Thing 4m Lot of Girls.

18. Lyf may Bring Failure, Hardships but Der’s Always Reason 2 Smile dat’s U.

19. My Eyes r Hurting bcoz I can’t c U and My Heart is Breaking bcoz I’m not Wid U.

20. Between 2 Evils, I Always Pick d 1 I Never Tried B4.

21. If U Want 2 Turn Ur Lyf round, Try Thankfulness. It will Change Ur Lyf.

22. Rose is d Symbol of Love. Face is d Symbol of Mind. So, Keep Ur Face lyk Rose.

23. Take up 1 Idea. Make dat 1 Idea Ur Lyf, Think of it, Dream of it, Live it.

24. If U Make d Right Kind of Decisions, U will Make d Right Kind of Lyf.

25. Wen U r Kind 2 Others, It Not Only Changes U, It Changes d World.

26. Never Think dere is nothing Impossible 4 d Soul. It is d Greatest Heresy.

27. No1 take Ur Place in dis World. Ur Unique and U can do Anything.

28. He who Accumulates Stones in d Present is Destined 4 Gold in d Future.

29. Arise, Awake and Stop not till d Goal is Reached.

30. Do not feel Lonely. D Whole World is Here 2 Accept U.

31. Santa- Aapka Ladka Fail ho Gaya hai or Aap Mithai Khila Rahe hai?

Netaji- Fail se Kya hota hai. 50 ki Class me 35 Fail hi, Bahumat to Iske saath hai.

32. Teacher- ‘Jawani’ or ‘Budhape’ me Fark Batao.
Student- Jawani me Mobile me ‘Haseeno’ k No. hote hai or Budhape me ‘Hakeemo’ k.

33. N Old Man’s Quote:
‘I m Not 60. I m 16 with 44 Years of Experience.’ Dat’s Attitude. Think Different and Positive++++.

34. Don’t b Disappointed if World Refuses 2 Help U. Remember Einstein’s Words- I m thankful 2 all dose Who Said No. It’s Bcoz of dem I did it Myself.

35. Feel d Pleasure of Lyf in Every Second. Never b Angry or Sad bcoz in Every 1 min of Ur Anger, u Loose 60 sec of Happiness. Keep Smiling. SM.

36. Court me Divorce k Wt Husband- My Lord, Me Apni Biwi se Khush Nahin Hu.
Wife- Haramkhor, Sr Mohalla Khush hai, Tu Kya Nawab hai jo Tujhe Overtime dun.

37. Apse Jab Hamari Yaari ho Gayi, Duniya Hamaari or bhi Pyaari ho gayi, Pehle Hum Kisi bhi Cheez k Aadi na the par ab Aapko Yaad Karne ki Pyaari si Bimaari ho gayi. Gn.

38. Sapno ki Tarah Tujhe Sajaa ke Rakhun, Chaandni Raat ki Nazron se Tujhe Chupa ke Rakhu, Meri Takdir Mere Saath nahi Vrnaa Tujhe apni Nazron k Samne ‘Murga’ Bana k Rakhu.

39. Dost ka Matlab-
· D- Door Rahkar bhi Jo Pass ho.
· O- Oron se jyada Khaas ho.
· S- Sabse Pyaar Jiska Ahsas ho.
· T- Takdir ko Jiski Talaash ho.

40. Hogi Kisi ki Tamanna Sitaron ko Paane ki, Hamaari to Chahat hai Sitara ban Jaane ki, Koi Chahta Hoga kisi ko Dil me Basana, Hamari to Aadat hai Dilon me Bas Jaane ki.

41. Speaking Widout Egoes, Loving widout Intentions,Crying widout Expectations, Praying without Selfishness, It’s d Sign of True Relation.

42. Laagan by Rajnikant Climax Scene-
1 Ball 20 Runs Needed. Bowler Bowls, Rajni Hits. Ball Splits in 4 Pieces. All Pieces Go 4 6’s. India Wins. Yenna Rascal. Mind it.!

43. Indian Husbands r called ‘Silver’ and Americns as‘Gold’. Y?
Coz Indian Wives call dere Husbands as ‘Ag’ and Americns as ‘Au’. Think Hatke. Good n8.

44. Jab kisi pe Bura Waqt aata hai to Uske Dost or Parivaar uske Peeche Khade hote hai. Yakeen naa ho to Kisi ki bhi Shaadi ka Photo Dekh lo..

45. Boy- I’ll Climb d Tallest Mount, Swim d Deepest Ocean, Walk on hot Coal Barefoot, Just 4u.
Girl- So Sweet; Can U come 2 Meet me?
Boy- Not now. It’s Raining Outside.

46. Height of Language Misuse-
Student Watching Monkey out of d Window and d Professor Scolds him,’Y r u Seeing d Monkey Outside wen I am in d Class. Gudn8.

47. Girls Don’t Lyk 2 Study Much. Y?
Bcoz dey Know k Duniya k Kisi n kisi Kone me Koi n koi Gadha Unke Liye hi Padh Raha hoga.

48. Engg. Student Lyf-
· 9 m- Wake Up.
· 10 m- Breakfst.
· 11 m- Thinking 2 Score 80.
· 5 pm- Evening Tea. Thinking 2 Score 60.
· AFter Dinner- Bhagwaan, Bus 30 hi Dila Dena. Gud morng.

49. Wife- Wat is 10 Years With me?
Husband- Second.
Wife- Wat is Rs.1000 4 me?
Husband- Coin.
Wife- Ok, Give me Coin.
Husband- Wait Second.

50. Problem can Either Make U or Break U. D Hammer dat Breaks Glass can Shape Steel also. It’s Up 2 us 2 b Galss or Steel. Have Willpower of Steel.

51. Great Friendship is bout 2 Important Things-
Find out d Similarities and
Respect d Differences Between Each Other..
Boy Proposed Girl. She Rejected. He was not Sad. Friends asked- Y r U Not Sad?.
Boy- Y I Should b Sad! I Lost 1 who Never Loved me. But She Lost 1 who Really Loved her.

52. After IPL, next UPL{ Uptu Premier League}
o Civil Daredevils, Mechanical Royals, Ec Knight Riders, Electrical Kings, It Super Kings, Cs Challengers. All d Best 4 dis UPL.

53. 2 Win Some1’s Heart is Difficult, 2 Break Some1’s Heart is Simple dan Easy. But 2 Rewin Some1’s Broken Heart is More dan Impossible.

54. Golden Words-
o Kabhi Zindgi me Kisi k liye Mat Rona, Kyun ki Tumhare Ansoon k Qabil Nahi hoga or Wo jo is Qabil hoga, Wo Tumhe Rone nahi Dega.

55. D 1 who Holds Ur Hand Every time wen U Need Support is Surely Gud Friend. But d Best Friend is 1 Who Hold Ur Hnd Wen U Sy, ‘Leve me lone.’

56. Wen Love Fails, Emotion Works. Wen Emotion Fails, Memories Work. Wen Memories Fail, Words Work. Wen Everything Fails, Tke Vodka, It Really Works. Gn..

57. Bhakt- Bhagwaan, Mujhe Dukh de, Dard de, Uljhan de, Preshaani de, Mear Chain Haraam Karde.
Bhagwaan- Beta! Aisa kar, Apna Admission B. Tech me Kar le.

58. Wo Rishta hi Kya Jisko Nibhana na Pade? Wo Pyaar hi Kya jisko Jatana Pade? Dosti toh 1 Khaamosh Ehsas hai. Wo Ehsas hi Kya Jisko Batana Pade..

59. Wat is Eduction?
According 2 Law- It is d Process of Wasting 1/5th of Ur lyf Learning, How 2 Waste d Rest 4/5th..

60. New Movies Releasing dis Month-
Exam k Khauff, Tadapta Student, Shaitan Books, Sadma Result k, Neend ki Maut, Pass ho naa ho, Kaash Hum Padhe hote. Best of Luck.

61. D Golden Words-
Don’t Cry in Love 4 Friendship bcoz 4 Whom Ur Crying doesn’t Deserve Ur Tears and d Person Who Deserve it will Never Let U Cry.

62. Wen U Love Some1, It’s Nothing. Wen Some1 Loves U, It’s Something. Wen U Love some1 and Dey Love U Back, It’s Everything. Gud mrg.

63. Excellent Words by Kalam-

Dream is not dat wt U See in Sleep. Dream is d thing which does not Allow U 2 Sleep. Have Gud Mrg.

64. Wen Lots of People Start 2 Love U, U my get Confused Whom 2 Love, just Tell dem ‘ I Hate U’. Every1 will get Back but Not d Person Who Loves U Truly.

65. Sum People in Lyf r Part of U and Even wen dey Go away, U Never Lose dem bcoz U Find d Memories of Time Spent 2gether, still Living in U..

66. 4 Saal, 8 Ladai{ Sem},39 Dushman{Paper}, 32 Tanks{Lab},88 Grenades{Internls} or 1 kel Jnb. B Proud 2 b n Engineer. Dedicated 2 all My Engineer Friends.

67. 75 Saal k Budhdhe ne 15 Saal ki Ladki k Saath Shaadi ki. Suhagraat per Dono Khub Roye. Y?
Ladki Kuch Jaanti nahi thi or Budhdha sab Bhul gaya tha.

68. Teacher- Beta, ‘Jimmedari’ se 1 Vakya Banao?
Student- Madam, Agar aapke Blouz ke 4 Buttano me se 3 Toot Jaayien to Saari ‘ Jimmedari’ 1 button par aa Jaegi.

69. Japanese Proverb-

If 1 can do it, U 2 can do it. If No1 can do it, U must do it.

Indian Version-

If 1 can do it, Let him do it. If No1 can do it, Leave it..

70. Nice Lines said by a Broken Heart-

Please, Don't Come 1 more Time infront of me. Otherwise 1nce Again I'll Trust U..

71.Dhritarashtra-

Main Bahut Khush hua Priye. Q ki Tumne Mujhey 100 Putra Diye.

Gandhari- Ye Sambhav naa hota Swami,Agar Aap Andhey naa hote!

72. After Engagement-

He- I Waited so Long 4 dis.

She- Do U Want me 2 Leave?

He- No, Never!

She- Do U Love Me?

He- Yes, I did. I am Doing & I' will do.

She- Did U Ever Cheat Me?

He- I Would Rather Die dan do it.

She- will U Kiss me?

He- Surely, It's My Pleasure.

She- Will U Hurt me?

He- No Way, I am not Such Kind of Person.

She- Can I Trust U?

He- Yes.

She- Oh , Darling!

2 Know After Wedding- Read4m Bottom 2 Top!!!

73. 4 Friends at a Party. After Drinks, 1 of d Men had 2 Use d Rest Room, remaining Talked about Dere Kids.

1 Man- My Son Started Working at a Company, now He's d President of d Company. He bcame So Rich so dat He gave his best Friend Mercedes 4 hisBirthday.

2 Man- My Son started Working in a Big Airline den Bcame Partner in d Company. He's So Rich dat He gave his Best Friend Brand New Jet 4 his Birthday.

3 Man- My Son bcame an Engineer & is now a Millionair. He gave his Best Friend 30,000 sq. Feet Mansion, Just as d 4th Man Returned 4m d Rest Roomn Asked-

Wat Discussion is Goin on?

1 of dem said- V were Talking d Success of ourSons. Wat about Ur Son?

4 Man- My Son is Gay & Makes his Living as a Stripper at a Dance Club.

3 Friends- Wat a Shame!!!

4 Man- No!, I am not Ashamed. He's My Son n I Love him and He hasn't Done any Bad either. His Birthday was 2 Weeks ago and He Received Beautiful 30,000 sq. Feet Mansion, Brand New Jet and Mercedes 4m his 3 Boy friends.. SM

MSG'S 4M SHIVANGI:

1. Why can’t Guy b Both Gud Looking and Intelligent?
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Coz dat Wud Make him a Girl! EELL.
Girls Simply Rock!!

2. Friendship is just like Wine. AS it gets Older, it gets Sweeter, just like U n me. Ur Getting Older and I m Getting Sweeter.

3. Sometimes in Life We Think We Don’t Need any1 but Sometime We Don’t have any1 wen we r in Need..

4. PHOTO
Friends 4ever. So Don’t Let Ur Best Buddies Go ever.

5. Wen the MOON Winks t U Tonight I Wish Chocolaty Dreams Embrace U Tight. Hope Ur Day was quite all right and I Wish U a Sweet Lovely. GoodNight.EE

6. Life is Game which U have 2 Play. So Live it, Love it and Have Fun. Bcoz Har Pal Me Pyaar hai, Har Lamhe Me Khushi hai, Kho do to Yaadein hai or Jee lo to zindagi hai…

7. Sweet Naughty Little Thought:
It’s Better 2 Flirt, Flirt and Flirt rather dan Loving some1 and Getting Hurt, Hurt and Hurt.

8.Guzri Hui Zindagi ko Kabhi Yaad n Kr, Takdir Jisne Likhi hai Use Tu Fariyaad Naa kar, Jo Hona hai Ho kar Rahega, Tu Fiqr Me apni aaj Ki Hasi Barbad naa kar. SM Good Morning SM.

9. Whenever I Hurt U, Recall dese Lines n 4give me. “ It’s Not d Friend dat shud b Perfect, It’s d Friendship dt shud b Perfect.” Proposing U 4 Lifetime Friendship Happy Propose Day. SM

10. I Wish U:
Duniya Me 2 Logon se Sabse Jyada Pyaar karo.
1- Jinhone Tumhe Janam Diya dats Ur Parents. Or 2sre Vo Jinhone Tumhare liye Janam Liya dat’s Ur Love.

11. PHOTO
Raaz aap ke Pichle Janam Ka. Delete only 13 No. Gm…

12. Plz Don’t Neglect dis Msg.. Poor Guy Suffering 4m Mental Disorder needs Shock Treatment. Can U Help dat Poor Guy.. By Sending Ur Photo…

13. While Man was Polishing his New Car, His 4 Year Old Son Picked Stone and Scratched Lines on d Other Side of Car. In Anger, d Man took d Child’s Hand and Hit it many Time not Realizing dat He was Using Wrench. T Hospital, d Child Lost all his Fingers due 2 Multiple Fractures. Wen d Child Saw his Father, wid Painful Eye, He asked Dad- Wen will My Fingers Grow Back? Man was so Hurt and Speechless. He Went Back 2 Cr. Devastated by his Own Action, Sitting in front of Car, He Looked at d Scratches, Child had Written ‘Love U Dad’. Next day dat Man Committed Suicide.
Anger and Love have No Limits. Always Remember dat- Things r 2 b Used and People r 2 b Loved but d Problem in 2day’s World is dat People t Used and Things r Loved..

14.Cute Story:
Kid: Mom, I Love U more dan U Love me.
Mother- How can U Prove dis Bet?
Kid- Bcoz U have 2 Sons but I have Only 1 Mother. Gud Evng.

15. Being Friend isn’t n Easy Job. It’s not Just bout Sharing Joke, Conversation, n Sms, Coffee or Story. It’s Sharing d Most Honest n True Part of Urself..

16. Dere will b Times in Lyf wen Impossibility is Felt but den dere r Dreams and dey Allow Us Possibilities.

17. Dosti Yakin par Tiki hoti hai, Ye Deewar badi Mushkil se Khadi hoti hi, Kabhi Fursat ho to Padhna Rishton ki Kitaab, Dosti Khoon k Rishton se bhi Badi Hoti hai.

18. Lyf is so Short. So, Break d Rules. 4give Quickly, Believe Slowly, Love Truly, Laugh Loudly and Never Avoid anything dat Makes U Smile.SM.

19. 4 Facts 2 Live Better Lyf:
Never say Sorry 2 1 Who Likes U.
Never say Bye 2 1 Who Needs U.
Never Blame d 1 who Really Trust U.
Never 4get 1 who Alwys Remember U.

20. Friendship is Cheque of Rs. Happy/-. Wen U Feel Upset and lone, Withdraw it 4m my Account. Wen U r too Happy, Deposit it in My Heart. Gn.

21. If Care is Wave, I give U Sea. If Respect is Leaf, I give u Tree. If Trust is Planet, I give u Galaxy, If Friendship is Lyf, I give U Mine 4 Free.

22. I Never Say anything Bad bout Myself. Not Bcoz I Believe I m Perfect. But I have Enough People round Me 2 Speak on dat Topic. Gud nite..

23. 5 Year Old Boy asked his Friend- What is Friendship? She Replied- Friendship is wen U Rob My Chocolates Everyday 4m My Bag n I Still Keep it in Same Place.SM.

24.Nice Friends r Gifts Not Easily Gained. It Roots 4m 1’s Heart and Involves Memories dat Stay, not 4 Moment, not 4 Day but 4ever. Happy friendship Day.

25.If Ur Smile Could b Bought n Sold Lyk Stocks and Shares, I Bet People who Invested in U Would b Millionair. Smile 4ever.

26. 2 Live Lyf I Need Heartbeat, 2 hve Heartbeat, I Need Heart, 2 have Heart, I Need Happiness, 2 have Happiness, I Need Friend and 4 Friend I Alwys Need U.

27.Alwayz tell Sum1 How U Feel, Means, Wt U Say and say Wat U Mean bcoz Opportunities r Lost in Blink of n eye but Regrets can Last Lifetime. Gudnyt. SM.

28.PHOTO
Ye Massakali,Massakali. Ud Mattakali, Mattakali. Koi Pankh Zhtak, Gayi Dhool atak, or Lachak Machak k door Bhatak.
Baapre itni Khushi mere Sms ne ki. Bas Karo Kamar Lachak Jaayegi. EY

29.Heart touching Lines by Girl who Lost his Boy friend in Tsunmi Attack- Sea, I will Never 4give U anymore Even if Ur Waves touch my feet Million Times.

30.U can Live Widout d Person who sys- U r Mine. But U can Never Live Widout Sum 1 Who sys- I m Urs. Hope U b Blessed wid 1 such Person in Ur Lyf.

31.If U Miss Some1 Don’t Cry. Think of dat Moment, Wen U Have Spent Time 2gether n Hold Sweet Smile bcoz d 1 whom Ur Missing Alwys Wants U 2 Smile..

32.Wen I got enough Confidence, d Stage was Gone. Wen I was Sure of Losing, I Won. Wen I Needed People d Most, dey Left me. Wen I Learnt 2 Dry my tears, I Found Shoulder 2 Cry on. Wen I Mastered d Skill of thing, Somebody Started Loving Me. Dat’s Lyf. Hi..

33.Count Ur Garden by Flowers , not by Fallen Leves. Count Ur Lyf with Smiles, not by Tears and Wen Ur Lyf has Reached its Autumn, Count Ur Age by Friends, not by Years.

34. 1 Nursery Class k Bachcha Bola- Mam, Me Apko Kis Lagta hun?
Mam- So Sweet. Bachcha apni Side k Ladke se Bola- Dekh! Mene Kaha tha na Line Marti Hai. Gud morng.

35.No Rhythm, No Reason, No Occasion, No Season, just Felt Lyk Saying Hi. Actully I’ve been Missing my Cute Friend since d Last Time V Said Bye. SM. Gud Morng.

36.Success will Never Lower it’s Standard 2 Accomodate us. We have 2 Rise our Standard 2 Achieve it.

37. Thanx alot…

MSG'S 4M ANOOP BISHT:

1. Boy and Girl Playing Hide and Seek. While Playing She send Sms 2 Boy: If U Find me U can Kiss me. If U can’t I’ll Keep Hiding in the Kitchen.
This is Love..

2. My God Give the Best Colors of Lyf, Friendship, Love, Joy and Everything U Wish. Happy Holi..

3. PHOTO
Friend is lyk Guitar. So, Jab tak Lyf hai Uski Bajate Raho. Let the Music Play. Gud mg.

4. I Wish n Angel of Mercy always Sits Next 2u and Covers U wid Gentle Wings, so dat U Walk Wrapped in God’s Grace, Protected and Peaceful 4ever. Gudnyt.

5. Question 4m True Engineer:
Dumb Cat always Falls Wen Walking. Prove the Statement?
Proof: The Cat is Dumb so, It cannot say Mew dat Mens Mew {Coefficient of Friction} is 0. Since Dere is No Friction dat means the Path is Slippery Hence It Slips and Falls. Hence Proved
BTech Rocks SM

6. Santa: Mere Paas Gaadi hai, Bungalow Hai, Paisa hai, Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Paas Bhi Gaadi hai, Bungalow hai, Paisa hai.
Santa: Toh Fir Hamari Maa Kiske Paas hai?

7. Sumtimes Eyes also get Jealous of Heart. U know Why?
Its Simple..
Some times Sweet Persons Remain Close 2 Heart but Far away 4m Eyes. Gud Night.

8. I may not have given What is Expected 4m Friend. I m Not Perfect,but Inside dis Imperfection Lies Heart dat Values U in the Best Way It can. Gud Mrn.

9. Expression of the Face could b Seen by Every1 But d Depression of Heart could b Understood Only by d Best1 dat’s called Friend. Don’t Lose dem in Life.

10. If U Laugh Really Loud, Talk Spontaneously and U Don’t Care Wat’s Ur Dress, Face and Hairstyle Looks lyk, U R Probably with Ur Real Friends. Gudnyt.

11. True Lover is :
1 Who Tells Dat Ur Cute instead of Sexy, 1 Who Calls U Back wen U Put the Call in anger, 1 Who Stays awake Just 2 Watch U Sleep, 1 Who Kisses Ur Head 1st than Ur Lips, 1 Who Wants 2 Show the World Wat U Mean 2 him, 1 who Holds Ur Hand and not Ur Waist infront of Ur Friends, 1 who constantly Reminds U how Much He Cares bout U and How Lucky He’s 2 Have u, 1 who Turns 2 his Friends and says,” She’s My Lyf, Yaar”.

12. Making Relations is Very Simple but Keeping it is very Difficult. If I Fail any time, Give me Grace Marks and Promote me bcoz I Don’t Want 2 Loose Sweet Friend Like U. Gm.

13. V Often Fail 2 Understand d Feelings Of the 1 Who is Very Close 2 our Heart coz Book When held very Close 2 the Eyes is Very Difficult 2 Read.

14. If U get Less Messages 4m Me, Don’t Think dat I didn’t Care 4u, but I m Searching 4 the Best Msg 4 Best Person Like U.

15. Ur Part of the Puzzle in the Sum1’s Lyf. U Never Know Where U Fit but Remember dat sum1’s Life is Never b Complete Without U in it..Gud mrg..

16. PHOTO
Special Tea aapke Liye. Gd Mrg.

17. U can Win Lyf by ll People, If U Simply avoid 2 Things in Ur Lyf..” Comparing wid Others” and “ Expecting 4m Others”.

18. Know wat makes me Happy, wen U Msg me. Not Ur Jokes or Sweet Msg’s but Ur Name dat appers on the Cell wen It Beeps Knowing dat U Remember me.

19. Msg of 3 Idiots:
Excellence is not Achieved not through Theoritical Knowledge but Through Practical and Creative Thinking. So, Don’t Read more, Only Play wid Study and U can get Success.

20. 8 Secrets of Success in Ur Room:
Roof sys: Aim High.
Fan sys: B Cool,
Clock sys: Every Sec is Precious.
Mirror sys: Reflect b4 U Act.
Window sys: C d World.
Calender says: B up2 Date.
Door sys: Don’t Miss d Opportunity
Bed sys: Sab Bakwas hai. Mast Blanket Odho aur So Jao.

21. Loving Smile and Heart of Gold, U r Dearest Person dis World can hold, Time shall Pass and Life would Depart, but U’ll Live as Friend 4ever in my Heart. Gn

22. Aapki Lovely Lovely Feelings ne, mere Charming Charming Heart ko Itna Effect kiya, Maine Sabko Reject kar ke aapko apna Special Friend Accept kiya. Gud Mrg.

23. Friends r Promise made in d Heart, Silent, Unwritten, Unbreakble by Distance, Unchangeable by Time. It’s Lovely 2 have u as 1. Gn.

24. Wen Heart Beats it says ‘Lub- Dub’. Do U Know Wat it means?
Lub says- Live Ur Life Best
Dub says- Do Ur Best in Life
Enjoy Every Beat. Gudnyt.

25. Nice Saying- If U Wait 2 b Happy den U’ll Wit 4ever. But If U Start being Happy den U will b Happy 4ever. Gud Mrg.

26. Wish U Happy Propose Day.. SM My U b Proposed by d 1 Whom U love and Want 2 have d Proposal. EE. So, Here’s Proposal 4m me,” Will U Remain My Sweet and Cute Friend 4ever.”

27. Naa ye Chemistry hoti, naa main Student hota. Naa ye Lab hoti naa Luv accident hota. Last Practical me aayi Nr 1 Ladki, Sundar thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi, Baaton me Uski Glucose ki Mithas thi, saanso me Ester ki Khushbu Saath thi, Aankhon se Jhlakta tha, Kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar, Bin Piye hi ho Jaata tha, Alcohol Ka Khumar, Nazrein mili, Reaction hua, Kuch is Tarah Love ka Production hua, Jab Uske Daddy se hamara Introduction hua, sun kar hamari bhi { Missing}

28. In the Race of Lyf, Do not Worry of People Moving Ahed of U. Take Ur Own Time. But 1nce Ur Ready 2 Run, Make Sure Ur d Best of all. Gn.

29. Dis is Chocolaty Msg 4 ‘Dairy milk’ Person 4m ‘Fivestar’ Friend in ‘Melody’ Time t ‘Kitkat’ Break in ‘Perk’ Mood 2 say “Happy Chocolate Day.”

30. Morning is not only Sunrise but Beautiful Miracle of God dat Defeats the Darkness and Spread Light. My Everyday Spread Light in Ur Whole Lyf. Gud Mrg.

31. 3 Beautiful Quotes:
Deepest Feelings is alwys felt in d Silence.
Dere is no True Love widout Jealousy.
Lost Thing is alwys Valued d Most..

32. PHOTO
My Little Heart and My Sweet Teddy Want 2 Wish U Happy Teddy Day. Gmrg.

33. There’s No Limit Of God’s Love, No Measure of his Grace, his Power knows No Boundaries and his Blessings r Endless. My God b With u alwys.

34. PHOTO
Sending U a Couple of Teddies. Happy Teddy Day.

35. It is so Common 2 Hear How r u?
What r u Doing? How was Ur Day? ANy Plans? So, Let me ask U Something Different, Did U Smile 2day? If not, Smile Now. GudMrg.

36. PHOTO
Happy Promise Day.

37. Best Words by True Friend Lyk me:
My Care will b in d Heart and not in Words and My Anger will b in Words and not in the Heart..

38. Lyf wid Love will have some Thorns but Lyf without Love will have no Roses. Love and b Loved, both r Gift 4m God.. Just Take Care.

39. Beautiful Saying:
If Ur Vision is Sweet U Will Lyk all d People of dis World but If Ur Heart is Sweet all d People of dis World will Lyk U.

40. Think Twice b4 Leaving Space in Some1 Heart bcoz its Difficult 2 Realize d Pin wen U C Some1 Else Filling Ur Space.

41. Cup of Hot Hello’s, Plate of Crispy Wishes, Spoon of Sweet Smiles, Slice of Great Success. Hope dis Breakfast makes Ur Day Lovely. Gud Mrg.

42. Lyf in d World was Painted by God’s Own Hands. I m Thankful 2 him bcoz wen He Painted my Lyf, he added 1 Lovely Color, dat’s U. SM Gud Mrg SM

43. Wen Girl Cheats Boy, He Suicides, Hence Girl Kills Lyf. But Wen Boy Cheats Girl, Baby is Born. So, Boys gives Lyf. Moral- Boys r Kind Hearted.

44. Don't Try 2 have Friends who can Achieve Gr8 Heights. Have a Friend who can hold wen U fall 4m d Greatest Height. A Loyal Friend is better dan a Royal1.

45. Kaun kehta hai ki Uske bina Hum Mar Jaenge, Hum to Dariya hain, Sagar me Utar Jaenge. Wo Taras Jaenge Pyar ki Boond k Liye, Hum to Badal hai Kisi or pe Baras Jaenge.

46. Tiny Stars shining so Bright, its Time 2 say Good Night,Close Ur Eyes n Hug Ur Pillow Tight, I Wish d Sweetest Dreams 4 U Tonight. Gud Night..

47. Funny Msg-

Aashiq Pagal ho Jaate hai Pyar me. Baaki Kasar Puri ho Jaati hai Intezaar me. Magar ye Dilruba nahi Samajhti, wo to Gol Gappe Khati Firti hai Bazzar me..

48. Wat Girl friends say and Wat dey Mean--

1. 'Mera Msg Card Khatam ho Gaya' means 'Dalvaa de Saale!'

2. 'Aaj Raat ko didi k saath Sona hai' means 'Aaj main Thak Gayi hoon, Baat nahi Karungi. Soney de!'

3. ' He is just My Friend' means 'Agla number Usi kaa hai!'

4. 'Aaj Kitni Garmi hai Naa!' means 'Kamine! Gaadi Nahin Laa Sakta tha!'

5. 'Mall Chale?' means 'Shopping Karwa!'

6. 'Aaj to Sab Shaadi me jaa rahe hain' means 'Aaj to teri Lottery Lag Gayi!'

7. 'Aaj to Papa Ghar par hai' means 'Aaj Mere Milne ka Dil nahi hai'

8. 'Hum Bahot Ladne Lag gaye hain' means 'Ab Tu Shaanti se Nikal le. Tera Time Khatam!'

9. And d Best 1, 'I Love U' means 'Chal Yaar tu bhi Kya Yaad Rakhega, Tujhey bhi Seva ka Mauka Diya..!'

49. As we Grow Up, We Learn dat Even d Person who wasn't Supposed 2 Ever Let U Down, Probably will..

U will have Ur Heart Broken Probably more dan 1nce & it's Harder Everytime. Den, U will Break Hearts Too, So Remember How it Felt Wen Urs was Broken. U will Fight wid Ur Best Friend. U will Blame a New Love 4 d Things an Old1 did.

U will Cry bcoz Time is Passing Fast & U will Loose sum1 U Love. Nothing is Permanent, No1 is Perfect. Only Memories Lasts 4ever.. So, Click a lot of Pictures, Laugh alot & Love like U have Never been Hurt bcoz Every 60 sec. U Spend Upset is a Minute of Happiness U will Never get Back. Don't b Afraid dat Ur Life will End, rather b Afraid dat It will Never Begin again. Dis 1 is Dedicated 2 All those who have ever given me any Sort of Happiness or even a Smile...

50. 'Pyaar' Karoge 'Pareshan' Rahoge. 'Shaadi' Karoge 'Sansaari' Banoge. 'Divorce' doge 'Devdas' Banoge. Humse 'Dosti' karoge to 'Bindaas' Rahoge..

51. Only People who r Below Ur Standard Comments on U. but Who r Above U, dey Just Smiles at Ur Mistakes. So, Next Time, If Sum1 Comments on U,Just Give dem Ur Cute Smile.

MSG'S 4M PRAGYA:

1. Definition of Trust :
Giving Some1 the Authority 2 Destroy U Completely but having the Confidence dat They would Never Do it.

2. Morning is Wonderful Opportunity 2 Wish 2 Love 2 Care 2 Smile and 2 See U in Good Mood. Good Morning Have Lovely Day. Gud Day.

3. Famous Speaker said:
Friendship is not Measured wen Both Take Care of Each Other. It is Measured wen 1 Ignores and D Other still Continues 2 Care. Gn.

4. Best Friend is 1 Who Sys- Wo Teri Kismat Me Nahi hai Yaar Use Bhul Jaa. But True Friend is 1 Who Says-
Tu Padhai Pe Dhyaan de Ghar se Utha Ke Laayenge Usko. Gn.

5. Sumtyms V Dreams of havin Sum1 V really Lyk, but Lyf isn’t Lyk dat, V don’t Get Everything V Want, But at d End V end up Loving Sum1 better dan V Dream of..

6. Bahu: Maaji, Ye abhi Tak Nahi aaye, Kahin Kisi Ladki k Saath..
Saas: Kalmuhi, Hamesha Ulta Kyun Sochti Hai?Aisa Bhi to ho Sakta Hai ki Kisi Truck Ke Niche aa gaya Ho..

7. 1 Boy Cried wen He had No Shoes but He Stopped Crying wen He saw Man Without Legs. Life is Full of Blessings. But Sumtimes V Don’t Understand.

8. Best Lines said by Best Friend, ” It Hurts me When U Talk 2 Sum1 else and not 2me and It Hurts more When some1 Start 2 Talk bout U more than I Know.” Hi….

9. Quote on Attitude-

I can Prove dat My Friends r Perfect.. Bcoz I am d Best Example of dere Choice...

10. I may have Failed 2 say I Care, I May have Failed 2 Open Up & Share. But Though No Words Spoken, I Swear if u Need a friend, I will b dere. Just Tell me Wen & where.. Happy Friendship Day!!!

MSG'S 4M SABA:

1. Mera Aaj Result aaya.. M all clear Yippiee… Hurrayy! SM

2. Ooopssyy!! Main Dusre Room Me thi, Tera Call abhi Dekhi….

3. Dis Msg is Dedicated 2 Our Friendship:
2day V Promise Even if 1 of us Bcomes CEO of Company V wud Call him\her and Say,” Naatak Mat kar Saale, aaj apan Sab Ghoomne Jaaenge.”
Even If V all Wud B Busy Wid our Jobs den also V wud Take Time 2 Send Sms saying,” Bahut Bore Lyf hai Yaar Ye to!”
Even If V Bcome d Most Responsible Person but V Wud do Sumthing so dat our Friend wud Call us and Say,” Tujhse to Koi Kaam Dhang se nahin hota, Duffer!”.
Not Even If V go 2 Meeting of Big Company as Opponents V wud say,” Oye Kamine! Tu Yahan!” While Greeting Each Other.
No Matter wat Happens V wud Change d Very Famous Saying of Our Parents dat is- Ye Dost Vost Sab Alag Ho Jayenge.”
I Love U Friend
Promise Each other dat V Alwys b 2gether s V r Now.. SM

4. It’s d 2nd Week Of April. D Most Exciting Time dat V used 2 have Every Year. D School Reopens, New Subjects, New Teachers, New Friends, New Dress., New Bag, New Books, D Excitement 2 Impress Teachers, D 1st Day 2 c d New Boys and New Girls in d Class, Excitement 2 c d Schedule of the Games Period dis Year but Now It’s Just Another Day. So, Dedicate 5 Min’s of Ur Busy Life 2 Recall d Memories and Smile Even in Ur Busiest Times.. SM

5. Ever Thought:
Y u Have Best Times Just b4 U Leave that Place. Y U Start Hating Person Just Coz Ur Friend Hates him. Y U have Memory Attached wid all Those Songs Ur Friend Loved 2 Her, Y U Don’t Feel Hungry wen U Don’t have Company. Y U don’t Mind Laughing Ur Heads Off t each Others and t Urself wen Ur Wid them. Y U Don’t Go 4 d Class if 1 of dem is not Goin. Y U Enjoy Even d Most Flop Movie Wen Ur all 2gether and Don’t Mind Watching more. My b dat’s Called Jigri Dost.

6. Jiske Sadke Rab ne Bakhshi- Eid Miladunnabi, Us Rasule Hashmi pe Lakhon Salaam,Jis Waqt ye Pyare Us Ghadi Pe Lakhon Salam, Mahe Amde Mustafa Mubarak ho., Jashne Eid Miladunnabi Mubarak ho.

7. Amritsr ke Pagalkhane me Doctor ne 1 Mareez ka Check up karke kaha- Aap Mansik Roop se Theek Lag Rahe hai, Phir Yahan Kyun hai?
Patient bola- Doctor, Me Theek hun, par Bt Yeh hai ki Kuch Time Pehle Mene 1 Vidhwa se Shaadi ki, Uski 1 Jawan Beti thi or Mere Pitaji ne us se Shaadi kar li or phir meri Patni mere Pitaji ki Saas ban gayi. Kuch time baad, mere Pitaaji ke Ghar Beti Paid hui, wo meri Sauteli Behen ban gayi or Us ke alava who Meri Navasi bhi thi kyun ki Mein uski Nani ka Pati tha. B Mere Ghar Beta hua , 1 Taraf meri Sauteli Maa mere Bete ki Behen Lagti thi, Kyun ki Wo uski Maa k Beta tha or Dusri Taraf wo Uski Daadi Lagti thi. Is Tarah Mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya. AaP Sochoge, mere Pitaji mere Damad aur me Unka Sasur or meri Sauteli Maa mere Bete ki Behen, Yaani mera Beta mere Mamu ke apne Bete k Bhanja-
Doctor- Bhagwan ke liye Chup ho jao warna me Pagal ho Jaunga.

8. Hey It’s My Fav. 2..

9. Hey, at dis Moment Let’s Make Promise dat, “ We’ll b Dear Friends Widout Ego nd Maintain Our Contacts through Sms, Call or Mail even after Getting Jobs, Going Abroad or Marriage till d Last Second of our Lyf.” Friendship Rocks.. SM

10. Hey, All d Best.. I Think Tere Exams ne Waale hai. Best of Luck 4 dat.SM.

11. PHOTO
Shsh.. It’s Only Me Putting Blanket on U, so, U won’t get Cold. Have Warm, Sweet, Lovely and Calm Sleep. Chweet Dreams.

12. Subah Subah Suraj k Saath ho, Chahchahate Parinde ki Aawaz ho, Haath me Coffee aur Yaadon me aap ho, Us Khushnuma Subah ki Kya Baat Ho. SM Good Morning SM.

13. PHOTO
Very Cute Meeni, Peeni, Cheeni have come 2 Wish My Sweet Bro very ‘Happy Birthday n Happy Bakrid.’

14. People lyk U r 1 in Billion. So, Always Tack Care of Urself bcoz I m Not in Mood 2 Search another Billion 4 Lovely Person lyk U. SM.

15. Shaadi k 2 din Beti apni M se- Meri Unse Ladai ho Gayi
Maa- Shaadi me Jhagde Hote hai, Fikr Mat Karo.
Beti- Wo to Theek hai par ab Laash ka kya Karun?