JOY OF BEING AT HOME!!

The Following Page is just a Part of My Day at Home. Read it What Goes in My Mind at Home( In 12th Class)!!

" Today, I Got at 8 a.m but Due to Saif's Outing to the School, I Kept Sleeping till 9.30 a.m. I got Breakfast as Usual at 10 a.m. Then, I Read Chemistry Practical till 12 p.m. I was able to Complete its Reading and Understanding. Then, I Switched on My Computer to Install Something. I was Knowing dat 2 day, I have 2 go 2 Read d Namaz at d Masjid as it was Friday. I had a Good Feeling at dat Time.

After Returning, I had Lunch and Studied till 3.30p.m. After dat, I went 2 Attend d Coaching Classes of Maths in which He gave us Some Questions of Previous Syllabus. Then, We Went 2 S.M.I Coaching in which Sir Asked me whether I was Leaving 4 Delhi.After Coming Home,I had My Snacks and Started 2 Study at 8p.m. I Also Helped My Mother who had 2 Give the Paper of Maths to her Students d Next Day. After dat, I had My Dinner and Studied Chemistry(Solid State) till Late Night.

I Went 2 Sleep Thinking- I have 2 Prepare 4 d Main Goal Of my Life!!!

MESSAGES 4M SAIF:

1. Long ago, a Person who Sacrificed his Sleep, his Likes and Dislikes,his Food, His Laughter was called a Saint. But now He's called a Student. SM

2. A Bird sat on d Tree doing Nothing. A Rabbit thought 2 do d Same & Sat on d Ground. A Tiger came & Ate it.

Moral- 2 Sit & Do Nothing U Need 2 b at d Top!!

3. After Failing Twice, Edmund Hillary Challenged Mt. Everest. " I will Come again & Conquer U bcoz U as a Mountain U Can't Grow but as a Human, I can."

BIRTH DATES 2 REMEMBER:

1 JANUARY - TAUSIF AHMED

31 JANUARY- PRAGYA GUPTA

25 MARCH- SHIFA AHMED

22 APRIL- ROOPAM JAIN

18 MAY- PIYUSH KUMAR

31 MAY- MUMMY

1 JULY- SABA AHMED

12 JULY- CHANDRAPRAKASH GUPTA ( CP)

13 JULY- HARSHIT AGRAWAL

21 JULY- AAKASH JAISWAL

23 JULY- SHIVANGI VERMA

31 JULY- FARHATULLAH KHAN

1 AUGUST- NAVEEN PAWAR

9 AUGUST- HEENA PARVEEN

17 AUGUST- AHFAZ AHMED

18 AUGUST- PRERNA

19 SEPTEMBER- PRATEEK CHATURVEDI

12 OCTOBER- PAPA

31 OCTOBER- TAN

28 NOVEMBER- ME

21 DECEMBER- AAMIR KHAN

24 DECEMBER- SAIF AHMED

6. SPECIAL MESSAGES:

1. Is Sum1 Trying too Hard 2 Impress U? Do U Know Wat it Shows?

It means dat He or She is Already Impressed by U.. Its Strange but a Beautiful Truth.

2. It started wid ‘Hi’, changed 2 ‘Wassup’,Grows 2 ‘Oye Pagal’ tends 2 ‘Tu Apna Dimag mat chala’ falls 2 ‘Thappad Khana hai’ & finally ‘Tu Sambhal Lena Yaar’. Datz wat Friendship means 2 me. No matter I say or not, Talk 2 U or not, U will remain Special Part of my Life.

PHOTO. { Friends day}

Dis Lovely Heart is 4u.

3. If Ur Stressed, U will get Pimples.. If U Cry, U will get

Wrinkles. Den Why don’t U Smile & get Dimples?

Keep Smiling…

4. A Birthday Wish Reminds U d First Cry ,’Mamma’. Start Ur Day wid her. Sweet Blessings. D Day will b Urs.

Many Many Happy Returns…..

5. Few Words of Caution 4U!

Don’t b So Quick 2 Give Ur Heart away bcoz Sum1 will Take it & Throw it Away. Beware!

6. Bitter Truth!

At d Beginning of any Relationship, every Girl Treats her BF as GOD. Later, Sumhow, D Alphabets gets Reversed.

Poor Boys!

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MESSAGES 4M MY OTHER BUDDIES:

1. PRATEEK DUTTA:

1. Lion Takes Step Back B4 it Jumps 4wrd. So, We Never Life Pulls U Back, Don’t Worry, It’s Going 2 Lead U 4ward 2 Great Victory.. Gud Eve..

2. RAMAN IILM:

1. CID Climax:
Sit Maa ki Hasi me Shri Ram ji ki Jaan hai,
Sit Maa ki Hasi me Shri Ram ji ki Jaan hai,
Daya, Yahan toh Khooni k Pairon k Nishan hai…

3. FARHAT:

1. Job in Airtel:
Send Ur Bio-Data 2-----. Last Date: 20Jun. Location: Delhi.
Salary: 6 Lac+Incentive. Job Nature: Airtel Tower pe baith k Vodafone k Signal Rokna.

2. Wat College Lyf?
It all about 1st Freedom 1st Bike 1st Cell 1st Niteout 1st Bunk 1st Crush 1st Gf 1st Breakup 1st Project 1st Letter 1st Feeling of Responsibility and Finally d Last Bye 2 all Loving Friends wid Promise 2 Stay Friends 4ever…

PIYUSH:

1. Common Between Sun and Girl’s Underwear:
- Both r Hot.
- Both Look Better while going Down.
- Both Disappear by Night.

2. AAMIR:

1. Rakhi Sawant ne Baba Ramdev se pucha-“ Me Nahte Samay Kya Lagaun ki mere Yauvan Surakshit Rahein?”
Baba-“ Darwaje me Sitkani.”

2. Kaun Kehta hai Mard ko Dard Nahin Hota-2
Tangon k Beech me Laat Maaro, Jise Dard Nahin Hota Wo Mard Nahin Hota…

3. Mohabbat Dilon ko Aawara Bana deti hai, Gardish me Rehne wala Sitara bana deti hai, Ye apni Had me Rahe to Thik hai Warna, Kisi ko ‘Mummy’, kisi ko ‘Papa’ Bana deti hai.

4. Colony me ‘Naari Shakti’ ke Topic par Sabha ho Rahi thi. Ladki Khadi ho k Josh me Boli- Aaj ki Naari Kya Nahin kar Sakti? Sardar bola- Diwaar par Su-Su..


5. PHOTO
Sabse Pehle Wish U Very Happy New Year 2010.

6. Wish U Merry Christmas in Advnce bcoz 2morrow.
Biggest Beggers- Vodafone, Idea, Airtel, Tata will Beg Extra Money 4 Wishing Friends. So, Let’s not Promote d Beggers.

7. 6 Rules 2 b Happy-
Free Ur Heart 4m Hatred.
Free Ur Mind 4m Worries.
Live Simply.
Expect Less.
Give More and Always have me as Ur Close Friend. Samjhe.

PRASHANT BEGAMPUR:

1. Sardarni: I m Pregnant.
Sardar- Par mai to England me tha.
Sardarni- Aapka Photo Tha na ji.
Sardar- Jhoot mat bol Haramjadi, Photo To Kamar tak hi tha…

2. Hi Wishing U nd Ur Loved 1’s very Joyful n Successful New Year 2010…

3. Attention Plz Train No-100 4m Peaceful Night 2 Cheerful Morning, ‘Sweet Dreams Express’ is Ready on Ur ‘Happy Bed’ Platform. Wish U Dreamful Sleeping. Gudn8.


4. 1 Ladki ko Zindgi me Kya Chahiye, 1 Ladka Jo Achcha Kamata ho, 1 Ldka Jo Use Pyaar de, 1 Ladka Jo Use Dil se Chahe or Teeno Ladke 1 Dusre se Kabhi n Mile.
a. College Girl at Fee Counter- Sir, Meri bhi Le lo.
Sir- 2 min. Ruko Aaram se Le Lunga.
Girl- Arey, Jaldi Le lo fir Nahin de Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.

TAUSIF:

1. Thanks and Same 2u.SM

ABHINAV LP:

1. Wishing U Beautiful Gifts Of Life at New Year. Countless Joys, Lasting Prosperity, Unending Success and very Bright Future. Have Great 2010. Go Ahead…

2. Champion is Some1 Who Gets Up wen He cannot and I did it.


3. Kid- Mom, I Want Baby Brother.
Mom- Ur Dad is Overseas, wen He Comes Back, We will Talk Over it.
Kid- Why Don’t U Surprise him?

CP:

2. Aapki Yaad Kamal Karti hai. Jaane Kaise Kaise Sawaal Karti hai. 1 Pal bhi Tanha Nahi Chodti hai Mujhe, Aapse Jyada mera Khyaal Karti hai. GN.

3. Whoever U may b, Wherever Lyf Leads U , U r Always Mom’s Child, Family’s Future, Friend’s Heart, Lover’s Soul, and Some1’s Lyf. B d Best of Everything..


4. Raj- Meet My Wife.
Jay- Oh, I Know her.
Raj- How?
Jay- We’d been Sleepi’n 2gether.
Raj- What d Hell!
Jay- 10 Years go, In Maths Classes.
‘Think Positive.’

5. Always Keep d Communication Regular bcoz What is Disturbing is not d Noise of Strangers but d Silence of d Dear 1.

6. Karo Dosti aisi k ‘Sorry’ or ‘Thanx’ Beimaan Lagne Lage. Magar Nibhao Dosti aise k Dost ko Chhodna Mushkil or Duniya Chhodna aasan Lage.

7. PHOTO

Dis Bokey of Flowers 4U wid d Bundle of Prayers. In Every Flower der's a Different Wishes 4 U. Very Very Happy Friendship day!!


VIMAL:

1. Exam k is Paawan Bela pe - Padhna Likhna Chhod de Mitr, Nakal se Rakh Aas, Odh Rajai Soja Beta Rab Karega Pass. Bol Parchi Wale Baba ki Jai!

2. Gam Nahi Wahan Jahan Fasana Aapka, Khushiyaan Dhundhti rahe Aashiyana Aapka. Wo Waqt hi na Aaye Jab Aap Udaas ho, ye Duniya Bhul na Sake Muskrana Aapka.


3. Phoolon ki Waadiyon me ho Basera Aapka, Sitaron k Aangan me ho Ghar Aapka, Dua hai 1 Dost ki,1 Dost k Liye ki Aapse bhi Khoobsurat ho Savera Aapka. Gud n8.

4. Dosti wo Nahi hoti jo ‘Jaan’ deti hai. Dosti wo bhi nahi jo ‘Muskaan’ deti hai. ASli Dosti to Wo Hoti Hai Jo Paani me Gire ‘Aansu’ bhi Pehchan Leti hai. Gud N8.

5. Do Pal ki Zindagi yun hi Beet Jayegi, Kaali Raat k Baad nayi Subah Aayegi, Agar Doston ki Yaad Sataegi, to Sach me Aap ki Yaad sab se Pehle Aegi.

MSG’S 4M SHRAVAN:

1. Lady 2 another- Jab Tera Divorce hua tha tab to 1 hi Bacha tha or ab 3 Kaise?
She : Wo Kabhi Kabhi Maafi Maangne aa Jaate The.

2. Gabbar-Ari O Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande dene ko Kaha tha, 1 Kyun Diya? Tujhe Mujhse Darr Nahin Lagta?
Murgi- Darr ki Wajah se hi 1 Anda diya hai Sarkaar, Warna Main to Murga Hun.

3. Meaning of BCDEFG- Boy can do Everything for Girls.
Reverse d Letters GFEDCB- Girls Forget Everything Done and Catch New Bakra again.

4. Mayawati University Exam Pattern:
General- Attempt all Questions
OBC- Attempt any Question
SC- Read d Question Only
ST- Thanks 4 Coming in Exams.

5. 42 Log Bus me Jaa rahe the, tabhi 1 Bomb Fata. Post Mortem ki Report se Pata Chala, 2 ki Maut Bomb Fatne se hui or 40 ki Gaand Fatne se.

6. Hathi Swimming Pool me Gira to Sab Chitiya Bahar aa Gayi. 1 Chiti Haathi k Peeth par Chad gayi or boli- Dubaa Sale ko Dubaa, Ladkiyon Ko Chedta Hai.

7. Boy- Mujhse Shaadi Karle, Mera Bahut Lamba hai.
Girl- Kya?
Boy- Anubhv.
Girl- Thik hai, Mai Tayyar Hu, Mera bhi Kaafi Gehra hai.
Boy- Kya?
Girl-Aathmvishwas.

8. Love and Joy came down on d Earth on Xmas 2 make U Happy nd Cheerful. My Xms Spread Cheer in Ur Life. Wishing U Merry Xms.

9. Ravan- Cigarette hai Kya?
Hanuman- Nahi.
Ram- 1 Packet hai naa?
Hanuman- Prabhu, Aap Chup Rahiye Saale k 10 Sar hai Poora Packet Khtam ho Jaega.

10. Ladki or Tea me Hamesha 7 Qulity Dekho-
Garam ho, Jhoothi na ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh Jyada ho, Do Min. me Tayyar ho Jaye, Raat ko Sone naa de.

11. Waqt Bewaqt aapko Miss Kiya Karenge. AaPke Yaadon k Aansu Cold Drink Banakr Piya Karenge, Mar Bhi Gaye to Koi Gum Nahi, Yamraaj k Mobile se aapko Call Kiya Karenge. Gn8.

12. Boy- Tu hi to Jannt meri, Tu hi mera Junoon. Aur Kuch naa Janu mai Bus Itna hi Jaanu, Tujh me ‘Rab’ dikhta hai yaara mai kya karoon.
Girl- ‘Mattha’ Tek ur Dafa ho Jaa.

13. Ye Aarju Nahi ki Kisi ko Bhulaye Hum, Naa Tamanna ki Kisi ko Rulaye Hum. Par Dua hai us Rab se , Jinko Jitna Yaad Karte hai, Unko Utna hi Yaad aaye Hum.

14. Suhaagraat ke baad Pati – Darling, Kal Raat Kaisa Feel kiya?
Patni- 5% Dard, 5% Sharam, or 90 %College ki Yadein Taaja ho gayi.

15. Qayamat k Din Farishte ne Sab se Kaha- Apne Gunah Paper par Likho.
Sab ne apne Gunah Likhe ki Achank Tumhri Aawaz aayi- Sir, B Copy Chahiye.

16. Lyf has its Up and Downs. Sumtimes Sun Shines, Sumtimes Rain Pours. But Let’s Not 4get, It takes both Sun and Rain 2 make Beautiful Rainbow. Gn nt Sweet Dreams.

17. Ladkiwale- Beta, Drink Karte ho?
Ji haan.
Cigarette?
Har Roz.
Jua Satta?
Bilkul.
Danga Fasad?
Aadat hai.
Saari – Baatein, Kuch + bhi hai?
Hiv+.

18. Best Feel in Lyf- 2 b Remembered by Person whom U Does not Expect 2 Remember U. Worst Feel in Lyf- 2 b 4gotten by d 1 Whom U Alwys Remember. Gud n8.

19. Sardar Standing on Platform. Suddenly, He Jumps on Rilway Track.
Man- Sardarji, Mar Jaoege.
Sardar- Marega to tu. Suna nahi, Train ‘Platform’ par Rahi hai.

20. Doctor- b Tabiyat Kaisi hai?
Mareez- Pahle se zyada Khraab hai.
Doc- Dawai Khali thi?
Mareez- Nai! Dawai ki Sheeshi to Bhari hui thi.
D- I Mean, Dawai le li thi?
M- Ji, Aapne dia to Maine Le Lia.
D- Bewakuf, Dawai Pee li thi?
M- Nai, Dawai to Laal thi.
D- Abe Gadhe, Dawai ko Pee Liya tha?
M- Nai Saahib, Peelia to Mujhe tha.

21. By Mistake, Sardarji goes into Ladies Toilet.All Ladies Suddenly Stood Up.
Srdr- Izzat Dil me ho Yehi Kaafi hai. Baitho Baitho..

22. Kashti Tufano se Nikal Sakti hai, Jindagi kisi bhi Waqt Ruk Sakti hai, Cricket Kya Dekhte ho Murkhon, Tennis dekho Sania kisi bhi Waqt Jhuk Sakti hai..

23. Beta U.S. se apni Ma ko Phone karte hai- Maa! Mujhe Aids ho gaya hai.
Maa- Beta, Tum India mat aana nahi to Kaam Khraab ho Jaega.
Beta- Wo Kaise?
Maa- Agar Tu Aa gaya to Teri Gharwali ko hoga, teri Gharwaali se tere Bhabhi ko, Tere Bhaabi se Nokrani ko, Nokrani se Tere Baap ko, Tere Baap se Teri Mausi ko, Teri Mausi se Mausa ko, Tere Mausa se Mujhe or agar Mujhe ho Gaya to Saare Gaon ko Ho Jaega. Ab Beta, Saare Gaon ko Tum hi Bacha Sakte ho.

24. Ehsas k Daaman me Aansu Gira k Dekho, Dosti Kitni Sachchi hai Aajma kar Dekho, Aapko Bhool kar Kya Hogi Dil ki Halat, Kisi Aaine par Patthar Maar kar Dekho..

25. Karni hai Khud se 1 Guzarish ki Teri Dosti k Siw koi Bandagi naa Mile, Hr Janam me Mile,Dost Tere Jaisa Ya Phir Kabhi Zindagi na Mile..

26. If U Trust Sum1, Trust Dem till d End Whatever Results my b. At d End Either U Will have Very Good Relationship or Very Gud Lesson.

27. 1 Day Love asked Friendship, ‘Why r U in dis World Wen I m Here?’ Friendship Smiled and Sid-‘ 2 Spread Smiles where U Leave Tears.’ Swt Dreams. SM

28. 3 Sardars were Going on Bike. Traffic Police Rises d Hand 2 Stop dem. Sardar- Oye Pagal, Ho Gaya hai kya? Tu Kaha Baithega.

29. 1 Bus Driver ki seat k Peeche Likha tha-‘ Agar Waaheguru ne Chaha to Manzil tak Pahuncha Doonga aur agar Chuki Nazar to, Maa Kasam, Waaheguru se Milva Dunga.

MSG’S 4M PRATEEK CHATURVEDI:

1. Jindagi 1 Chahat kaa Silsila hai, koi mil jaata hai, koi Bichad jaata hai, Jise Maangte hai Dua me Hum. Wo Kisi or ko Mil Jaata hai.

2. Jinki Talash me Kadam Khud Nikal Jaaye, Jinki Yaadon me ye Arman Pighal Jaaye, Khoja tha jinko Saare Jahan me, Palken Band ki to Wo Dil me hi Mil gaye.


3. Relationship of Gud Friend is lyk Sugarcane. U Crush it, Twist it, Squeeze it, and U Beat it but all U get is it’s Sweetness.

4. Zindagi Choti or Jina Aasan hai. Saath Nibhana bada Mushkil Kaam hai. Magar Vaada Raha Jab tak Zindgi Hamare Pass hai Hamari Dosti aapke Pass hai.


5. Hasaane ke Baad Kyun Rulati hai Duniya, Jaane ke Baad Kyun Bhulti Hai Duniya. ZIndagi me Kya Kuch Kasar Baaki thi, Jo Marne ke Baad bhi Jalati hai Duniya….

6. Ur Smile makes me Relax. Ur Talks makes me Glad. Ur Company makes me Mad. But Ur Absence makes me Sad. So, b in Touch Always.


7. Lovely Comparison-
Beautiful Pictures r Developed by Negatives in Dark Room. So, If U c Darkness in Ur Lyf, Assume dat God is Making Beautiful Future 4u.


8. Friendship is Network dat Needs no Recharge, No Roaming, no Validity, no Activation, no Signal Problem. Just Don’t Switch Off Ur Heart as Mobile.

9. 2 Cheezon se Bani hai ye Duniya, ‘Thodi Himmat, Thoda Dum.’ 2 Lamhon se bani hi Ye Jindagi, ‘ Thodi Khushi, Thode Gum.’ 2 Cheezon se Bani hi Ye Dosti 1 Aap, 1 Hum..


10. Teacher- School 7 Baje ka Hai or Tum 8 Baje Rahe ho.
Pappu- Sir, Aap Meri Fiqr Mat kiya karo, School Shuru Krwa Diya karo.