MSG'S 4M ANOOP BISHT:

1. Boy and Girl Playing Hide and Seek. While Playing She send Sms 2 Boy: If U Find me U can Kiss me. If U can’t I’ll Keep Hiding in the Kitchen.
This is Love..

2. My God Give the Best Colors of Lyf, Friendship, Love, Joy and Everything U Wish. Happy Holi..

3. PHOTO
Friend is lyk Guitar. So, Jab tak Lyf hai Uski Bajate Raho. Let the Music Play. Gud mg.

4. I Wish n Angel of Mercy always Sits Next 2u and Covers U wid Gentle Wings, so dat U Walk Wrapped in God’s Grace, Protected and Peaceful 4ever. Gudnyt.

5. Question 4m True Engineer:
Dumb Cat always Falls Wen Walking. Prove the Statement?
Proof: The Cat is Dumb so, It cannot say Mew dat Mens Mew {Coefficient of Friction} is 0. Since Dere is No Friction dat means the Path is Slippery Hence It Slips and Falls. Hence Proved
BTech Rocks SM

6. Santa: Mere Paas Gaadi hai, Bungalow Hai, Paisa hai, Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Paas Bhi Gaadi hai, Bungalow hai, Paisa hai.
Santa: Toh Fir Hamari Maa Kiske Paas hai?

7. Sumtimes Eyes also get Jealous of Heart. U know Why?
Its Simple..
Some times Sweet Persons Remain Close 2 Heart but Far away 4m Eyes. Gud Night.

8. I may not have given What is Expected 4m Friend. I m Not Perfect,but Inside dis Imperfection Lies Heart dat Values U in the Best Way It can. Gud Mrn.

9. Expression of the Face could b Seen by Every1 But d Depression of Heart could b Understood Only by d Best1 dat’s called Friend. Don’t Lose dem in Life.

10. If U Laugh Really Loud, Talk Spontaneously and U Don’t Care Wat’s Ur Dress, Face and Hairstyle Looks lyk, U R Probably with Ur Real Friends. Gudnyt.

11. True Lover is :
1 Who Tells Dat Ur Cute instead of Sexy, 1 Who Calls U Back wen U Put the Call in anger, 1 Who Stays awake Just 2 Watch U Sleep, 1 Who Kisses Ur Head 1st than Ur Lips, 1 Who Wants 2 Show the World Wat U Mean 2 him, 1 who Holds Ur Hand and not Ur Waist infront of Ur Friends, 1 who constantly Reminds U how Much He Cares bout U and How Lucky He’s 2 Have u, 1 who Turns 2 his Friends and says,” She’s My Lyf, Yaar”.

12. Making Relations is Very Simple but Keeping it is very Difficult. If I Fail any time, Give me Grace Marks and Promote me bcoz I Don’t Want 2 Loose Sweet Friend Like U. Gm.

13. V Often Fail 2 Understand d Feelings Of the 1 Who is Very Close 2 our Heart coz Book When held very Close 2 the Eyes is Very Difficult 2 Read.

14. If U get Less Messages 4m Me, Don’t Think dat I didn’t Care 4u, but I m Searching 4 the Best Msg 4 Best Person Like U.

15. Ur Part of the Puzzle in the Sum1’s Lyf. U Never Know Where U Fit but Remember dat sum1’s Life is Never b Complete Without U in it..Gud mrg..

16. PHOTO
Special Tea aapke Liye. Gd Mrg.

17. U can Win Lyf by ll People, If U Simply avoid 2 Things in Ur Lyf..” Comparing wid Others” and “ Expecting 4m Others”.

18. Know wat makes me Happy, wen U Msg me. Not Ur Jokes or Sweet Msg’s but Ur Name dat appers on the Cell wen It Beeps Knowing dat U Remember me.

19. Msg of 3 Idiots:
Excellence is not Achieved not through Theoritical Knowledge but Through Practical and Creative Thinking. So, Don’t Read more, Only Play wid Study and U can get Success.

20. 8 Secrets of Success in Ur Room:
Roof sys: Aim High.
Fan sys: B Cool,
Clock sys: Every Sec is Precious.
Mirror sys: Reflect b4 U Act.
Window sys: C d World.
Calender says: B up2 Date.
Door sys: Don’t Miss d Opportunity
Bed sys: Sab Bakwas hai. Mast Blanket Odho aur So Jao.

21. Loving Smile and Heart of Gold, U r Dearest Person dis World can hold, Time shall Pass and Life would Depart, but U’ll Live as Friend 4ever in my Heart. Gn

22. Aapki Lovely Lovely Feelings ne, mere Charming Charming Heart ko Itna Effect kiya, Maine Sabko Reject kar ke aapko apna Special Friend Accept kiya. Gud Mrg.

23. Friends r Promise made in d Heart, Silent, Unwritten, Unbreakble by Distance, Unchangeable by Time. It’s Lovely 2 have u as 1. Gn.

24. Wen Heart Beats it says ‘Lub- Dub’. Do U Know Wat it means?
Lub says- Live Ur Life Best
Dub says- Do Ur Best in Life
Enjoy Every Beat. Gudnyt.

25. Nice Saying- If U Wait 2 b Happy den U’ll Wit 4ever. But If U Start being Happy den U will b Happy 4ever. Gud Mrg.

26. Wish U Happy Propose Day.. SM My U b Proposed by d 1 Whom U love and Want 2 have d Proposal. EE. So, Here’s Proposal 4m me,” Will U Remain My Sweet and Cute Friend 4ever.”

27. Naa ye Chemistry hoti, naa main Student hota. Naa ye Lab hoti naa Luv accident hota. Last Practical me aayi Nr 1 Ladki, Sundar thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi, Baaton me Uski Glucose ki Mithas thi, saanso me Ester ki Khushbu Saath thi, Aankhon se Jhlakta tha, Kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar, Bin Piye hi ho Jaata tha, Alcohol Ka Khumar, Nazrein mili, Reaction hua, Kuch is Tarah Love ka Production hua, Jab Uske Daddy se hamara Introduction hua, sun kar hamari bhi { Missing}

28. In the Race of Lyf, Do not Worry of People Moving Ahed of U. Take Ur Own Time. But 1nce Ur Ready 2 Run, Make Sure Ur d Best of all. Gn.

29. Dis is Chocolaty Msg 4 ‘Dairy milk’ Person 4m ‘Fivestar’ Friend in ‘Melody’ Time t ‘Kitkat’ Break in ‘Perk’ Mood 2 say “Happy Chocolate Day.”

30. Morning is not only Sunrise but Beautiful Miracle of God dat Defeats the Darkness and Spread Light. My Everyday Spread Light in Ur Whole Lyf. Gud Mrg.

31. 3 Beautiful Quotes:
Deepest Feelings is alwys felt in d Silence.
Dere is no True Love widout Jealousy.
Lost Thing is alwys Valued d Most..

32. PHOTO
My Little Heart and My Sweet Teddy Want 2 Wish U Happy Teddy Day. Gmrg.

33. There’s No Limit Of God’s Love, No Measure of his Grace, his Power knows No Boundaries and his Blessings r Endless. My God b With u alwys.

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Sending U a Couple of Teddies. Happy Teddy Day.

35. It is so Common 2 Hear How r u?
What r u Doing? How was Ur Day? ANy Plans? So, Let me ask U Something Different, Did U Smile 2day? If not, Smile Now. GudMrg.

36. PHOTO
Happy Promise Day.

37. Best Words by True Friend Lyk me:
My Care will b in d Heart and not in Words and My Anger will b in Words and not in the Heart..

38. Lyf wid Love will have some Thorns but Lyf without Love will have no Roses. Love and b Loved, both r Gift 4m God.. Just Take Care.

39. Beautiful Saying:
If Ur Vision is Sweet U Will Lyk all d People of dis World but If Ur Heart is Sweet all d People of dis World will Lyk U.

40. Think Twice b4 Leaving Space in Some1 Heart bcoz its Difficult 2 Realize d Pin wen U C Some1 Else Filling Ur Space.

41. Cup of Hot Hello’s, Plate of Crispy Wishes, Spoon of Sweet Smiles, Slice of Great Success. Hope dis Breakfast makes Ur Day Lovely. Gud Mrg.

42. Lyf in d World was Painted by God’s Own Hands. I m Thankful 2 him bcoz wen He Painted my Lyf, he added 1 Lovely Color, dat’s U. SM Gud Mrg SM

43. Wen Girl Cheats Boy, He Suicides, Hence Girl Kills Lyf. But Wen Boy Cheats Girl, Baby is Born. So, Boys gives Lyf. Moral- Boys r Kind Hearted.

44. Don't Try 2 have Friends who can Achieve Gr8 Heights. Have a Friend who can hold wen U fall 4m d Greatest Height. A Loyal Friend is better dan a Royal1.

45. Kaun kehta hai ki Uske bina Hum Mar Jaenge, Hum to Dariya hain, Sagar me Utar Jaenge. Wo Taras Jaenge Pyar ki Boond k Liye, Hum to Badal hai Kisi or pe Baras Jaenge.

46. Tiny Stars shining so Bright, its Time 2 say Good Night,Close Ur Eyes n Hug Ur Pillow Tight, I Wish d Sweetest Dreams 4 U Tonight. Gud Night..

47. Funny Msg-

Aashiq Pagal ho Jaate hai Pyar me. Baaki Kasar Puri ho Jaati hai Intezaar me. Magar ye Dilruba nahi Samajhti, wo to Gol Gappe Khati Firti hai Bazzar me..

48. Wat Girl friends say and Wat dey Mean--

1. 'Mera Msg Card Khatam ho Gaya' means 'Dalvaa de Saale!'

2. 'Aaj Raat ko didi k saath Sona hai' means 'Aaj main Thak Gayi hoon, Baat nahi Karungi. Soney de!'

3. ' He is just My Friend' means 'Agla number Usi kaa hai!'

4. 'Aaj Kitni Garmi hai Naa!' means 'Kamine! Gaadi Nahin Laa Sakta tha!'

5. 'Mall Chale?' means 'Shopping Karwa!'

6. 'Aaj to Sab Shaadi me jaa rahe hain' means 'Aaj to teri Lottery Lag Gayi!'

7. 'Aaj to Papa Ghar par hai' means 'Aaj Mere Milne ka Dil nahi hai'

8. 'Hum Bahot Ladne Lag gaye hain' means 'Ab Tu Shaanti se Nikal le. Tera Time Khatam!'

9. And d Best 1, 'I Love U' means 'Chal Yaar tu bhi Kya Yaad Rakhega, Tujhey bhi Seva ka Mauka Diya..!'

49. As we Grow Up, We Learn dat Even d Person who wasn't Supposed 2 Ever Let U Down, Probably will..

U will have Ur Heart Broken Probably more dan 1nce & it's Harder Everytime. Den, U will Break Hearts Too, So Remember How it Felt Wen Urs was Broken. U will Fight wid Ur Best Friend. U will Blame a New Love 4 d Things an Old1 did.

U will Cry bcoz Time is Passing Fast & U will Loose sum1 U Love. Nothing is Permanent, No1 is Perfect. Only Memories Lasts 4ever.. So, Click a lot of Pictures, Laugh alot & Love like U have Never been Hurt bcoz Every 60 sec. U Spend Upset is a Minute of Happiness U will Never get Back. Don't b Afraid dat Ur Life will End, rather b Afraid dat It will Never Begin again. Dis 1 is Dedicated 2 All those who have ever given me any Sort of Happiness or even a Smile...

50. 'Pyaar' Karoge 'Pareshan' Rahoge. 'Shaadi' Karoge 'Sansaari' Banoge. 'Divorce' doge 'Devdas' Banoge. Humse 'Dosti' karoge to 'Bindaas' Rahoge..

51. Only People who r Below Ur Standard Comments on U. but Who r Above U, dey Just Smiles at Ur Mistakes. So, Next Time, If Sum1 Comments on U,Just Give dem Ur Cute Smile.