MSG'S 4M ROHIT:

1. Cute Love Story:
6 Year Old Boy got 3 Year Beautiful Girl Photo on d Street and He Loved dat Girl so much but He was not able 2 Meet dat Girl. After Long Years, His Wife saw d Photo and asked “Where did U get dis Photo”. He asked,
“Why?”. She said, “I Lost d Photo wen I was 3 Yrs old”
That’s Called LUCK. SM

2. Wat is Friendship?

It is Ship Loaded wid Love, Care and Share. Crossing the Sea of Heart having Wheels of Sorry and Thanks…

3. Only 2 Persons r Very Happy in dis World. 1 is MAD and 2nd is CHILD. B Mad 2 Achieve Wt U Desire and B Child 2 Enjoy Wt U Have..

5. Great Scholar Once Said:
The Real Problem doesn’t Starts by Looking at Girl ,but It Begins wen She Turns Back and Gives Smile.SM

6. Bells r Ringing, Cakes r Baking, Stars r Shining, Socks r Hanging, Now Put on Ur Shoes 4 Dancing, Bcoz d Santa is Cuming.. SM Merry Christmas SM.

7. Ae Khuda, Mere is Dost ko,’ Haathi ki Taaqat, Sher ki Aawaz, Cheete ki Speed or Hiran se Sundar Roop de’. Baaki ‘Gadhe ka Dimaag’ to Uske Paas hai hi…

8. Aishwarya Coke Pee Rahi thi. 1 Chiti ka Bachcha usme Gir gaya. Cheeti k Baap ne aisa Kya kaha Jisko sun kar Ash Behosh ho Gayi?
‘Teri Coke me mera Bachcha hai.’

9. 1 Din Mine Dil se Pucha- ‘Vaade’ or ‘Yaadein’ me kya Farak hai?
Jawab mila-‘Vaade ‘ Insaan Todta hai, or ‘Yaadein’ Insaan ko Todti hai. GN.

10. Unerasable Moments of Lyf-
Givin Sum1 Hug,wen U Need it d Most Urself.
Fighting back d Tears in Ur Eyes just 2 Wipe Sum1 Else’s Tears.
Listening 2 Sum1’s Grief wen U Want Ur Series 2 b Herd.
Bring d Reason of Smile on Sum1’s Face wen Ur Own Smile is Lost Sumwhere.SM GN SM.

11. Chuhe ko Billi Lagi Gori, dono Milne Lage Chori Chori. Chuha Bola- O Gori, khele Aankh Micholi. Billi Chuhe ko Maar k Khaayi or boli, ‘I Hate Luv Story.’ Gm.

12. Sumtimes God Fils our Eyes wid Tears. Perhaps, He makes our Eyes Washed Once in While so dat we Cud c Lyf wid Gud Vision again. Gn.

13. Successful People Always have 2 Things on dere Lips. Silence and Smile. Smile 2 Solve d Problem and Silence 2 Avoid d Problem..

14. 1 Ladka Ladki se Puchta hai- Bachche Kaise Hote hai? Sharmao Mat batao?

Ladki Chup Rahti hai. Ladka- Bewakuf! Itna bhi Nahi Pata! Bachche 'Shararti' Hote Hai!!