MSG’S 4M SHRAVAN:

1. Lady 2 another- Jab Tera Divorce hua tha tab to 1 hi Bacha tha or ab 3 Kaise?
She : Wo Kabhi Kabhi Maafi Maangne aa Jaate The.

2. Gabbar-Ari O Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande dene ko Kaha tha, 1 Kyun Diya? Tujhe Mujhse Darr Nahin Lagta?
Murgi- Darr ki Wajah se hi 1 Anda diya hai Sarkaar, Warna Main to Murga Hun.

3. Meaning of BCDEFG- Boy can do Everything for Girls.
Reverse d Letters GFEDCB- Girls Forget Everything Done and Catch New Bakra again.

4. Mayawati University Exam Pattern:
General- Attempt all Questions
OBC- Attempt any Question
SC- Read d Question Only
ST- Thanks 4 Coming in Exams.

5. 42 Log Bus me Jaa rahe the, tabhi 1 Bomb Fata. Post Mortem ki Report se Pata Chala, 2 ki Maut Bomb Fatne se hui or 40 ki Gaand Fatne se.

6. Hathi Swimming Pool me Gira to Sab Chitiya Bahar aa Gayi. 1 Chiti Haathi k Peeth par Chad gayi or boli- Dubaa Sale ko Dubaa, Ladkiyon Ko Chedta Hai.

7. Boy- Mujhse Shaadi Karle, Mera Bahut Lamba hai.
Girl- Kya?
Boy- Anubhv.
Girl- Thik hai, Mai Tayyar Hu, Mera bhi Kaafi Gehra hai.
Boy- Kya?
Girl-Aathmvishwas.

8. Love and Joy came down on d Earth on Xmas 2 make U Happy nd Cheerful. My Xms Spread Cheer in Ur Life. Wishing U Merry Xms.

9. Ravan- Cigarette hai Kya?
Hanuman- Nahi.
Ram- 1 Packet hai naa?
Hanuman- Prabhu, Aap Chup Rahiye Saale k 10 Sar hai Poora Packet Khtam ho Jaega.

10. Ladki or Tea me Hamesha 7 Qulity Dekho-
Garam ho, Jhoothi na ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh Jyada ho, Do Min. me Tayyar ho Jaye, Raat ko Sone naa de.

11. Waqt Bewaqt aapko Miss Kiya Karenge. AaPke Yaadon k Aansu Cold Drink Banakr Piya Karenge, Mar Bhi Gaye to Koi Gum Nahi, Yamraaj k Mobile se aapko Call Kiya Karenge. Gn8.

12. Boy- Tu hi to Jannt meri, Tu hi mera Junoon. Aur Kuch naa Janu mai Bus Itna hi Jaanu, Tujh me ‘Rab’ dikhta hai yaara mai kya karoon.
Girl- ‘Mattha’ Tek ur Dafa ho Jaa.

13. Ye Aarju Nahi ki Kisi ko Bhulaye Hum, Naa Tamanna ki Kisi ko Rulaye Hum. Par Dua hai us Rab se , Jinko Jitna Yaad Karte hai, Unko Utna hi Yaad aaye Hum.

14. Suhaagraat ke baad Pati – Darling, Kal Raat Kaisa Feel kiya?
Patni- 5% Dard, 5% Sharam, or 90 %College ki Yadein Taaja ho gayi.

15. Qayamat k Din Farishte ne Sab se Kaha- Apne Gunah Paper par Likho.
Sab ne apne Gunah Likhe ki Achank Tumhri Aawaz aayi- Sir, B Copy Chahiye.

16. Lyf has its Up and Downs. Sumtimes Sun Shines, Sumtimes Rain Pours. But Let’s Not 4get, It takes both Sun and Rain 2 make Beautiful Rainbow. Gn nt Sweet Dreams.

17. Ladkiwale- Beta, Drink Karte ho?
Ji haan.
Cigarette?
Har Roz.
Jua Satta?
Bilkul.
Danga Fasad?
Aadat hai.
Saari – Baatein, Kuch + bhi hai?
Hiv+.

18. Best Feel in Lyf- 2 b Remembered by Person whom U Does not Expect 2 Remember U. Worst Feel in Lyf- 2 b 4gotten by d 1 Whom U Alwys Remember. Gud n8.

19. Sardar Standing on Platform. Suddenly, He Jumps on Rilway Track.
Man- Sardarji, Mar Jaoege.
Sardar- Marega to tu. Suna nahi, Train ‘Platform’ par Rahi hai.

20. Doctor- b Tabiyat Kaisi hai?
Mareez- Pahle se zyada Khraab hai.
Doc- Dawai Khali thi?
Mareez- Nai! Dawai ki Sheeshi to Bhari hui thi.
D- I Mean, Dawai le li thi?
M- Ji, Aapne dia to Maine Le Lia.
D- Bewakuf, Dawai Pee li thi?
M- Nai, Dawai to Laal thi.
D- Abe Gadhe, Dawai ko Pee Liya tha?
M- Nai Saahib, Peelia to Mujhe tha.

21. By Mistake, Sardarji goes into Ladies Toilet.All Ladies Suddenly Stood Up.
Srdr- Izzat Dil me ho Yehi Kaafi hai. Baitho Baitho..

22. Kashti Tufano se Nikal Sakti hai, Jindagi kisi bhi Waqt Ruk Sakti hai, Cricket Kya Dekhte ho Murkhon, Tennis dekho Sania kisi bhi Waqt Jhuk Sakti hai..

23. Beta U.S. se apni Ma ko Phone karte hai- Maa! Mujhe Aids ho gaya hai.
Maa- Beta, Tum India mat aana nahi to Kaam Khraab ho Jaega.
Beta- Wo Kaise?
Maa- Agar Tu Aa gaya to Teri Gharwali ko hoga, teri Gharwaali se tere Bhabhi ko, Tere Bhaabi se Nokrani ko, Nokrani se Tere Baap ko, Tere Baap se Teri Mausi ko, Teri Mausi se Mausa ko, Tere Mausa se Mujhe or agar Mujhe ho Gaya to Saare Gaon ko Ho Jaega. Ab Beta, Saare Gaon ko Tum hi Bacha Sakte ho.

24. Ehsas k Daaman me Aansu Gira k Dekho, Dosti Kitni Sachchi hai Aajma kar Dekho, Aapko Bhool kar Kya Hogi Dil ki Halat, Kisi Aaine par Patthar Maar kar Dekho..

25. Karni hai Khud se 1 Guzarish ki Teri Dosti k Siw koi Bandagi naa Mile, Hr Janam me Mile,Dost Tere Jaisa Ya Phir Kabhi Zindagi na Mile..

26. If U Trust Sum1, Trust Dem till d End Whatever Results my b. At d End Either U Will have Very Good Relationship or Very Gud Lesson.

27. 1 Day Love asked Friendship, ‘Why r U in dis World Wen I m Here?’ Friendship Smiled and Sid-‘ 2 Spread Smiles where U Leave Tears.’ Swt Dreams. SM

28. 3 Sardars were Going on Bike. Traffic Police Rises d Hand 2 Stop dem. Sardar- Oye Pagal, Ho Gaya hai kya? Tu Kaha Baithega.

29. 1 Bus Driver ki seat k Peeche Likha tha-‘ Agar Waaheguru ne Chaha to Manzil tak Pahuncha Doonga aur agar Chuki Nazar to, Maa Kasam, Waaheguru se Milva Dunga.