MSG’S 4M HEENA:

1. Simple IIT:
What Is the Solution 4 2+2= ?
a. 4, b. Four c. I . d. 4.0
Now, U can Well Judge Y Engineering Students commit Suicide.

2. Wishing U Very Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010.

3. D 15th of Shaaban is near. My Leaf may Fall and dis my b d Last Year of my Life. So, I’m Sorry if I ever Brought Single Tear 2 Ur Eyes.. Please 4give me. D Prophet said, ‘Whoever is d First 2 give Another Person d News bout dis Month, d Fire of Hell is Haram 4 dem.’


4. Har 1 Tohfa aapke liye, Hawa ka har Jhonka aapke liye, Chaand 1 hi hai isliye laa nahi sakte par Asman ka har 1 Sitara Apke liye, Aaj k Liye Itna Jhuth Kaafi hai.

5. High Level Confidence-
Teacher- If U Tell me Where is Allah I’ll Reward U 100 Rs.
Student- But I’ll give U Millions if U Tell me Where Allah is not dere?..

6. Ok Thankz Bhai, Kal aake Utorrent ka Help Kardena Plz.

7. 2 Musalmano me Koi Narazgi ho to Shabe Baraat aane se Pahle Mafi Talab kar lijiye taaki Magfirat me Rukawat naa ho. Meri wajah se aapko Koi Taqlif hui ho to Maaf Karna.


8. Assalmo Alaikum! Agar Meri Taraf se Apka Dil Dukha ho, Gibbat hui ho, Hak Talfi hui ho, Chugli hui ho to Plz Mujhe Shab-e Barat se Pehle Maaf Kar dijiye.

9. Quran-e-Karim me Irshad hai- Benamazi ko Maut k Waqt itni Pyaas Lagti hai k Duniya k 7 Samunder ka Paani bhi Usko Pila do to Uski Pyaas Nahi bhujti.

10. B Slow in Choosing a Friend but Much Slow while Looosing dem bcoz Friendship is not a Opportunity, It is a Sweet Responsibility.

Happy Friendship Day!!!