MSG'S 4M NAVEEN:

1. Luv Story of Engineer:
I was in 12th. She was in 12th.BE. I got BE. She got BCA . I was doing BE. She got MBA. I was Preparing 4 MTECH Entrance. She got Married.

2. Power of Real Friendship:
Boy was Late 2 Home. His Father “ Kahan tha Tu?”
Boy “ Friend Ke Yahan Tha”. Father Called his 10 Friends. 5 answered : Yes, Yehi par tha”. 3 answered: Abhi Just Nikla hi hai”. 2 Answered: Yehi hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai. Phone Dun Kya. That’s d Power of Real Friendship.

3. Words and Hearts should b Handled With Care Bcoz Words wen Spoken and Hearts wen Broken r the Hardest Thing 2 Repair..

4. If Care is Raindrop, I Send U Shower.
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· If Happiness is Petal, I Send U Flowers.
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· If Smile is Second, I Send U Hours.
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· If Prayer is Water, I Send U Ocean.
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· If Joy is Leaf, I Send U Trees.
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· Bcoz I Want 2 C U Happy Alwys..Gm.

5. Feel the Pleasure of Lyf in Every Second. Never b Angry or Sad bcoz in Every 1 min of Ur Anger or Sadness U Loose 60 Sec of Happiness. Keep Smiling..

6. U c Things and U say, “ Why?“ but I Dream Things dat Never were and I Say,” Why Not?”.

7. The Purpose of Life is Life of Purpose.

8. Education is Process of Living and Not Preparation 4 Future Living.

9. Success is Standing Up just 1 more Time dan U have Fallen Down.

10. Success Builds Character, Failure Reveals it.

11. Remember, No Man is Failure Who has Friends.

12. Women live Better, Longer and Peaceful Life. Why?

13. Very Simple. Women does not have Wife..

14. Is dat Love I c in Ur Eyes or Merely Reflection of Mine?

15. Ur School GP is Inversely Proportional 2 Ur Girlfriends Looks and Vise-Versa.

16. Wen I was Born, I was so Surprised, I didn’t Talk 4 Year and Half.

17. Girls Want Lot of Things 4m 1 Guy. But, Guys Want 1 Thing 4m Lot of Girls.

18. Lyf may Bring Failure, Hardships but Der’s Always Reason 2 Smile dat’s U.

19. My Eyes r Hurting bcoz I can’t c U and My Heart is Breaking bcoz I’m not Wid U.

20. Between 2 Evils, I Always Pick d 1 I Never Tried B4.

21. If U Want 2 Turn Ur Lyf round, Try Thankfulness. It will Change Ur Lyf.

22. Rose is d Symbol of Love. Face is d Symbol of Mind. So, Keep Ur Face lyk Rose.

23. Take up 1 Idea. Make dat 1 Idea Ur Lyf, Think of it, Dream of it, Live it.

24. If U Make d Right Kind of Decisions, U will Make d Right Kind of Lyf.

25. Wen U r Kind 2 Others, It Not Only Changes U, It Changes d World.

26. Never Think dere is nothing Impossible 4 d Soul. It is d Greatest Heresy.

27. No1 take Ur Place in dis World. Ur Unique and U can do Anything.

28. He who Accumulates Stones in d Present is Destined 4 Gold in d Future.

29. Arise, Awake and Stop not till d Goal is Reached.

30. Do not feel Lonely. D Whole World is Here 2 Accept U.

31. Santa- Aapka Ladka Fail ho Gaya hai or Aap Mithai Khila Rahe hai?

Netaji- Fail se Kya hota hai. 50 ki Class me 35 Fail hi, Bahumat to Iske saath hai.

32. Teacher- ‘Jawani’ or ‘Budhape’ me Fark Batao.
Student- Jawani me Mobile me ‘Haseeno’ k No. hote hai or Budhape me ‘Hakeemo’ k.

33. N Old Man’s Quote:
‘I m Not 60. I m 16 with 44 Years of Experience.’ Dat’s Attitude. Think Different and Positive++++.

34. Don’t b Disappointed if World Refuses 2 Help U. Remember Einstein’s Words- I m thankful 2 all dose Who Said No. It’s Bcoz of dem I did it Myself.

35. Feel d Pleasure of Lyf in Every Second. Never b Angry or Sad bcoz in Every 1 min of Ur Anger, u Loose 60 sec of Happiness. Keep Smiling. SM.

36. Court me Divorce k Wt Husband- My Lord, Me Apni Biwi se Khush Nahin Hu.
Wife- Haramkhor, Sr Mohalla Khush hai, Tu Kya Nawab hai jo Tujhe Overtime dun.

37. Apse Jab Hamari Yaari ho Gayi, Duniya Hamaari or bhi Pyaari ho gayi, Pehle Hum Kisi bhi Cheez k Aadi na the par ab Aapko Yaad Karne ki Pyaari si Bimaari ho gayi. Gn.

38. Sapno ki Tarah Tujhe Sajaa ke Rakhun, Chaandni Raat ki Nazron se Tujhe Chupa ke Rakhu, Meri Takdir Mere Saath nahi Vrnaa Tujhe apni Nazron k Samne ‘Murga’ Bana k Rakhu.

39. Dost ka Matlab-
· D- Door Rahkar bhi Jo Pass ho.
· O- Oron se jyada Khaas ho.
· S- Sabse Pyaar Jiska Ahsas ho.
· T- Takdir ko Jiski Talaash ho.

40. Hogi Kisi ki Tamanna Sitaron ko Paane ki, Hamaari to Chahat hai Sitara ban Jaane ki, Koi Chahta Hoga kisi ko Dil me Basana, Hamari to Aadat hai Dilon me Bas Jaane ki.

41. Speaking Widout Egoes, Loving widout Intentions,Crying widout Expectations, Praying without Selfishness, It’s d Sign of True Relation.

42. Laagan by Rajnikant Climax Scene-
1 Ball 20 Runs Needed. Bowler Bowls, Rajni Hits. Ball Splits in 4 Pieces. All Pieces Go 4 6’s. India Wins. Yenna Rascal. Mind it.!

43. Indian Husbands r called ‘Silver’ and Americns as‘Gold’. Y?
Coz Indian Wives call dere Husbands as ‘Ag’ and Americns as ‘Au’. Think Hatke. Good n8.

44. Jab kisi pe Bura Waqt aata hai to Uske Dost or Parivaar uske Peeche Khade hote hai. Yakeen naa ho to Kisi ki bhi Shaadi ka Photo Dekh lo..

45. Boy- I’ll Climb d Tallest Mount, Swim d Deepest Ocean, Walk on hot Coal Barefoot, Just 4u.
Girl- So Sweet; Can U come 2 Meet me?
Boy- Not now. It’s Raining Outside.

46. Height of Language Misuse-
Student Watching Monkey out of d Window and d Professor Scolds him,’Y r u Seeing d Monkey Outside wen I am in d Class. Gudn8.

47. Girls Don’t Lyk 2 Study Much. Y?
Bcoz dey Know k Duniya k Kisi n kisi Kone me Koi n koi Gadha Unke Liye hi Padh Raha hoga.

48. Engg. Student Lyf-
· 9 m- Wake Up.
· 10 m- Breakfst.
· 11 m- Thinking 2 Score 80.
· 5 pm- Evening Tea. Thinking 2 Score 60.
· AFter Dinner- Bhagwaan, Bus 30 hi Dila Dena. Gud morng.

49. Wife- Wat is 10 Years With me?
Husband- Second.
Wife- Wat is Rs.1000 4 me?
Husband- Coin.
Wife- Ok, Give me Coin.
Husband- Wait Second.

50. Problem can Either Make U or Break U. D Hammer dat Breaks Glass can Shape Steel also. It’s Up 2 us 2 b Galss or Steel. Have Willpower of Steel.

51. Great Friendship is bout 2 Important Things-
Find out d Similarities and
Respect d Differences Between Each Other..
Boy Proposed Girl. She Rejected. He was not Sad. Friends asked- Y r U Not Sad?.
Boy- Y I Should b Sad! I Lost 1 who Never Loved me. But She Lost 1 who Really Loved her.

52. After IPL, next UPL{ Uptu Premier League}
o Civil Daredevils, Mechanical Royals, Ec Knight Riders, Electrical Kings, It Super Kings, Cs Challengers. All d Best 4 dis UPL.

53. 2 Win Some1’s Heart is Difficult, 2 Break Some1’s Heart is Simple dan Easy. But 2 Rewin Some1’s Broken Heart is More dan Impossible.

54. Golden Words-
o Kabhi Zindgi me Kisi k liye Mat Rona, Kyun ki Tumhare Ansoon k Qabil Nahi hoga or Wo jo is Qabil hoga, Wo Tumhe Rone nahi Dega.

55. D 1 who Holds Ur Hand Every time wen U Need Support is Surely Gud Friend. But d Best Friend is 1 Who Hold Ur Hnd Wen U Sy, ‘Leve me lone.’

56. Wen Love Fails, Emotion Works. Wen Emotion Fails, Memories Work. Wen Memories Fail, Words Work. Wen Everything Fails, Tke Vodka, It Really Works. Gn..

57. Bhakt- Bhagwaan, Mujhe Dukh de, Dard de, Uljhan de, Preshaani de, Mear Chain Haraam Karde.
Bhagwaan- Beta! Aisa kar, Apna Admission B. Tech me Kar le.

58. Wo Rishta hi Kya Jisko Nibhana na Pade? Wo Pyaar hi Kya jisko Jatana Pade? Dosti toh 1 Khaamosh Ehsas hai. Wo Ehsas hi Kya Jisko Batana Pade..

59. Wat is Eduction?
According 2 Law- It is d Process of Wasting 1/5th of Ur lyf Learning, How 2 Waste d Rest 4/5th..

60. New Movies Releasing dis Month-
Exam k Khauff, Tadapta Student, Shaitan Books, Sadma Result k, Neend ki Maut, Pass ho naa ho, Kaash Hum Padhe hote. Best of Luck.

61. D Golden Words-
Don’t Cry in Love 4 Friendship bcoz 4 Whom Ur Crying doesn’t Deserve Ur Tears and d Person Who Deserve it will Never Let U Cry.

62. Wen U Love Some1, It’s Nothing. Wen Some1 Loves U, It’s Something. Wen U Love some1 and Dey Love U Back, It’s Everything. Gud mrg.

63. Excellent Words by Kalam-

Dream is not dat wt U See in Sleep. Dream is d thing which does not Allow U 2 Sleep. Have Gud Mrg.

64. Wen Lots of People Start 2 Love U, U my get Confused Whom 2 Love, just Tell dem ‘ I Hate U’. Every1 will get Back but Not d Person Who Loves U Truly.

65. Sum People in Lyf r Part of U and Even wen dey Go away, U Never Lose dem bcoz U Find d Memories of Time Spent 2gether, still Living in U..

66. 4 Saal, 8 Ladai{ Sem},39 Dushman{Paper}, 32 Tanks{Lab},88 Grenades{Internls} or 1 kel Jnb. B Proud 2 b n Engineer. Dedicated 2 all My Engineer Friends.

67. 75 Saal k Budhdhe ne 15 Saal ki Ladki k Saath Shaadi ki. Suhagraat per Dono Khub Roye. Y?
Ladki Kuch Jaanti nahi thi or Budhdha sab Bhul gaya tha.

68. Teacher- Beta, ‘Jimmedari’ se 1 Vakya Banao?
Student- Madam, Agar aapke Blouz ke 4 Buttano me se 3 Toot Jaayien to Saari ‘ Jimmedari’ 1 button par aa Jaegi.

69. Japanese Proverb-

If 1 can do it, U 2 can do it. If No1 can do it, U must do it.

Indian Version-

If 1 can do it, Let him do it. If No1 can do it, Leave it..

70. Nice Lines said by a Broken Heart-

Please, Don't Come 1 more Time infront of me. Otherwise 1nce Again I'll Trust U..

71.Dhritarashtra-

Main Bahut Khush hua Priye. Q ki Tumne Mujhey 100 Putra Diye.

Gandhari- Ye Sambhav naa hota Swami,Agar Aap Andhey naa hote!

72. After Engagement-

He- I Waited so Long 4 dis.

She- Do U Want me 2 Leave?

He- No, Never!

She- Do U Love Me?

He- Yes, I did. I am Doing & I' will do.

She- Did U Ever Cheat Me?

He- I Would Rather Die dan do it.

She- will U Kiss me?

He- Surely, It's My Pleasure.

She- Will U Hurt me?

He- No Way, I am not Such Kind of Person.

She- Can I Trust U?

He- Yes.

She- Oh , Darling!

2 Know After Wedding- Read4m Bottom 2 Top!!!

73. 4 Friends at a Party. After Drinks, 1 of d Men had 2 Use d Rest Room, remaining Talked about Dere Kids.

1 Man- My Son Started Working at a Company, now He's d President of d Company. He bcame So Rich so dat He gave his best Friend Mercedes 4 hisBirthday.

2 Man- My Son started Working in a Big Airline den Bcame Partner in d Company. He's So Rich dat He gave his Best Friend Brand New Jet 4 his Birthday.

3 Man- My Son bcame an Engineer & is now a Millionair. He gave his Best Friend 30,000 sq. Feet Mansion, Just as d 4th Man Returned 4m d Rest Roomn Asked-

Wat Discussion is Goin on?

1 of dem said- V were Talking d Success of ourSons. Wat about Ur Son?

4 Man- My Son is Gay & Makes his Living as a Stripper at a Dance Club.

3 Friends- Wat a Shame!!!

4 Man- No!, I am not Ashamed. He's My Son n I Love him and He hasn't Done any Bad either. His Birthday was 2 Weeks ago and He Received Beautiful 30,000 sq. Feet Mansion, Brand New Jet and Mercedes 4m his 3 Boy friends.. SM